I thought it might be fun to distill Chapter 1 of Thoreau’s Walden into modern language. I first did this as a Twitter thread in 2021.
What follows is my attempt to translate some of his ramblings and insights into something a bit simpler and more fun to read. Read it like a book below, with my plain version on the left page and Thoreau’s original from 1854 on the right (it’s in the public domain). Click a page, or use the buttons, to turn it. Or scroll down to read it straight through, with a switch that puts his original beside each passage.
Or read it straight through
People have been asking what the hell I’ve been up to so I’m going to tell you. I’ll talk about myself a lot, unlike my other writings.
People seem to work a lot and because of this, fail to enjoy some of the “finer fruits” of life. They have become machines.
Thoreau, 1854
Some have asked what I got to eat; if I did not feel lonesome; if I was not afraid; and the like.
Most men, even in this comparatively free country, through mere ignorance and mistake, are so occupied with the factitious cares and superfluously coarse labors of life that its finer fruits cannot be plucked by them. Their fingers, from excessive toil, are too clumsy and tremble too much for that. Actually, the laboring man has not leisure for a true integrity day by day; he cannot afford to sustain the manliest relations to men; his labor would be depreciated in the market. He has no time to be anything but a machine.
Few people consider that they are the ones placing the biggest limits on themselves.
“Public opinion is a weak tyrant compared with our own private opinion”
Thoreau, 1854
but worst of all when you are the slave-driver of yourself. Talk of a divinity in man! Look at the teamster on the highway, wending to market by day or night; does any divinity stir within him? His highest duty to fodder and water his horses! What is his destiny to him compared with the shipping interests? Does not he drive for Squire Make-a-stir? How godlike, how immortal, is he? See how he cowers and sneaks, how vaguely all the day he fears, not being immortal nor divine, but the slave and prisoner of his own opinion of himself, a fame won by his own deeds. Public opinion is a weak tyrant compared with our own private opinion. What a man thinks of himself, that it is which determines, or rather indicates, his fate.
Many people walk around in a state of despair or quiet resignation, scared of living fully. The despair is evident in how surface-level our amusements and games are. We desperately want to play, yet hold back because that wouldn’t be seen as serious.
Thoreau, 1854
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. From the desperate city you go into the desperate country, and have to console yourself with the bravery of minks and muskrats. A stereotyped but unconscious despair is concealed even under what are called the games and amusements of mankind. There is no play in them, for this comes after work.
We are so deeply in this trap, that most people cannot imagine living any other way. This is a mistake. We should look for proof that the way we live is the best way.
“No way of thinking or doing, however ancient, can be trusted without proof.”
Thoreau, 1854
it appears as if men had deliberately chosen the common mode of living because they preferred it to any other. Yet they honestly think there is no choice left. But alert and healthy natures remember that the sun rose clear. It is never too late to give up our prejudices. No way of thinking or doing, however ancient, can be trusted without proof.
I’m thirty and I haven’t heard a single sentence worth a damn from people who are older than me. Isn’t it shocking that no one seems to have any sort of wisdom worth listening to?
Thoreau, 1854
I have lived some thirty years on this planet, and I have yet to hear the first syllable of valuable or even earnest advice from my seniors. They have told me nothing, and probably cannot tell me any thing to the purpose.
It seems that we’ve been coming up with stupid rules to make life more frustrating and to distract us from how beautiful it is:
- Romans had rules over the ownership of acorns
- Hippocrates had all these damn rules about how to trim your nails
Thoreau, 1854
According to Evelyn, “the wise Solomon prescribed ordinances for the very distances of trees; and the Roman prætors have decided how often you may go into your neighbor’s land to gather the acorns which fall on it without trespass, and what share belongs to that neighbor.” Hippocrates has even left directions how we should cut our nails; that is, even with the ends of the fingers, neither shorter nor longer.
The anxiety and strain of so many today is a form of disease. We exaggerate the importance of the work we do and yet, we do so little!
Thoreau, 1854
The incessant anxiety and strain of some is a well nigh incurable form of disease. We are made to exaggerate the importance of what work we do; and yet how much is not done by us!
We are so obsessed with the idea that we cannot change. We should recall Confucius, “To know that we know what we know, and that we do not know what we do not know, that is true knowledge.”
At the same time, we are not special. Our skeletons are the same as our ancestors.
Thoreau, 1854
So thoroughly and sincerely are we compelled to live, reverencing our life, and denying the possibility of change. This is the only way, we say; but there are as many ways as there can be drawn radii from one centre. All change is a miracle to contemplate; but it is a miracle which is taking place every instant. Confucius said, “To know that we know what we know, and that we do not know what we do not know, that is true knowledge.”
… For the improvements of ages have had but little influence on the essential laws of man’s existence; as our skeletons, probably, are not to be distinguished from those of our ancestors.
“Most of the luxuries, and many of the so called comforts of life, are not only not indispensable, but positive hindrances to the elevation of mankind.”
We see all that all these ancient philosophers, Chinese, Hindu, Persian, and Greek civilizations had rich inner lives.
Thoreau, 1854
Most of the luxuries, and many of the so called comforts of life, are not only not indispensable, but positive hindrances to the elevation of mankind. With respect to luxuries and comforts, the wisest have ever lived a more simple and meagre life than the poor. The ancient philosophers, Chinese, Hindoo, Persian, and Greek, were a class than which none has been poorer in outward riches, none so rich in inward.
Yet now we have professors of philosophy, but not philosophers.
“it is admirable to profess because it was once admirable to live.”
We now have masses of people that have rich outer lives and missing inner lives
Thoreau, 1854
There are nowadays professors of philosophy, but not philosophers. Yet it is admirable to profess because it was once admirable to live.
I’ve done lots of gigs, including reporter, volunteer weather spotter and wild animal keeper. I tried to land a cozy job but gave up. I dabbled making some baskets, but realized selling them was overrated.
“The life which men praise and regard as successful is but one kind.”
Thoreau, 1854
For a long time I was reporter to a journal, of no very wide circulation, whose editor has never yet seen fit to print the bulk of my contributions, and, as is too common with writers, I got only my labor for my pains. However, in this case my pains were their own reward.
For many years I was self-appointed inspector of snow storms and rain storms, and did my duty faithfully
The life which men praise and regard as successful is but one kind. Why should we exaggerate any one kind at the expense of the others?
So I decided to move to Walden Pond not because I wanted to live cheaply or simply but to do business with minimal obstacles. I’ve always been a fan of teaching myself skills and thought I could dabble in the railroad and ice trade.
Thoreau, 1854
My purpose in going to Walden Pond was not to live cheaply nor to live dearly there, but to transact some private business with the fewest obstacles
I have thought that Walden Pond would be a good place for business, not solely on account of the railroad and the ice trade
(Lots of thoughts on clothes)
Thoreau, 1854
It is desirable that a man be clad so simply that he can lay his hands on himself in the dark, and that he live in all respects so compactly and preparedly, that, if an enemy take the town, he can, like the old philosopher, walk out the gate empty-handed without anxiety.
People worry too much about how they look. They worry how others think of them and this blinds them to the fact that they don’t have things worth doing.
“All men want, not something to do with, but something to do, or rather something to be.”
Thoreau, 1854
I say, beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes. If there is not a new man, how can the new clothes be made to fit? If you have any enterprise before you, try it in your old clothes. All men want, not something to do with, but something to do, or rather something to be.
(More thoughts on clothes)
Thoreau, 1854
When I ask for a garment of a particular form, my tailoress tells me gravely, “They do not make them so now,”
We worship not the Graces, nor the Parcæ, but Fashion.
It’s kind of crazy that we make all our clothes in factories. It seems we are turning into the Brits and worrying more about enriching the corporations rather than dressing our citizens.
Thoreau, 1854
I cannot believe that our factory system is the best mode by which men may get clothing. The condition of the operatives is becoming every day more like that of the English; and it cannot be wondered at, since, as far as I have heard or observed, the principal object is, not that mankind may be well and honestly clad, but, unquestionably, that corporations may be enriched.
Shelter is now a necessity for life, but there are plenty of cases where this is not true. Also, kids love being outside, what is wrong with all the adults?
I used to see these 6’x3’ boxes by the railroad and thought most people could make it in these, but I am being harsh.
Thoreau, 1854
As for a Shelter, I will not deny that this is now a necessary of life, though there are instances of men having done without it for long periods in colder countries than this.
I used to see a large box by the railroad, six feet long by three wide, in which the laborers locked up their tools at night, and it suggested to me that every man who was hard pushed might get such a one for a dollar, and, having bored a few auger holes in it, to admit the air at least, get into it when it rained and at night, and hook down the lid
Native Americans had it figured in the 1600s. Gookin, from the Massachusetts colony noted that, “The best of their houses are covered very neatly, tight and warm, with barks of trees.. I have often lodged in their wigwams, and found them as warm as the best English houses.”
Thoreau, 1854
Gookin, who was superintendent of the Indians subject to the Massachusetts Colony, writing in 1674, says, “The best of their houses are covered very neatly, tight and warm, with barks of trees, slipped from their bodies at those seasons when the sap is up, and made into great flakes, with pressure of weighty timber, when they are green.... The meaner sort are covered with mats which they make of a kind of bulrush, and are also indifferently tight and warm, but not so good as the former.... Some I have seen, sixty or a hundred feet long and thirty feet broad.... I have often lodged in their wigwams, and found them as warm as the best English houses.”
Now we have people spending the same that might buy a whole damn village of Wigwams! Crazy. People will literally work 10-15 years just to pay off a house. The Native Americans wouldn’t trade places in a second!
Thoreau, 1854
The rest pay an annual tax for this outside garment of all, become indispensable summer and winter, which would buy a village of Indian wigwams, but now helps to keep them poor as long as they live.
Now let’s talk about the farmers of Concord. They toil their whole life to become “owners” of their farms but then never really own these farms because they are in a permanent debt. I can’t find a dozen people who own their farms free and clear. This is insanity!
Thoreau, 1854
When I consider my neighbors, the farmers of Concord, who are at least as well off as the other classes, I find that for the most part they have been toiling twenty, thirty, or forty years, that they may become the real owners of their farms, which commonly they have inherited with encumbrances, or else bought with hired money,—and we may regard one third of that toil as the cost of their houses,—but commonly they have not paid for them yet. It is true, the encumbrances sometimes outweigh the value of the farm, so that the farm itself becomes one great encumbrance, and still a man is found to inherit it, being well acquainted with it, as he says. On applying to the assessors, I am surprised to learn that they cannot at once name a dozen in the town who own their farms free and clear.
This is something no one ever stops and thinks about. The formula for which these farmers are trying to solve the problem of “making a living” is more complicated than the actual problem of making a living!
Thoreau, 1854
The farmer is endeavoring to solve the problem of a livelihood by a formula more complicated than the problem itself.
The crazy thing about houses is once people own them they are often stuck. I know a couple on the outskirts of town who have been trying to sell to move into the village. They will likely die before they accomplish this.
Thoreau, 1854
I know one or two families, at least, in this town, who, for nearly a generation, have been wishing to sell their houses in the outskirts and move into the village, but have not been able to accomplish it, and only death will set them free.
Houses HAVE gotten better but they haven’t actually done anything to improve the people inside them.
Palaces without kings, queens and nobility.
Thoreau, 1854
While civilization has been improving our houses, it has not equally improved the men who are to inhabit them. It has created palaces, but it was not so easy to create noblemen and kings.
Amidst all this we have many people who make themselves poor because they convince themselves they need what their neighbors need.
Thoreau, 1854
Most men appear never to have considered what a house is, and are actually though needlessly poor all their lives because they think that they must have such a one as their neighbors have.
We’ve made this weird transition where people have become the “tools of their tools”
Instead of picking fruit, we farm
The best art is about freeing ourselves from this, but we have forgotten the “higher state” so it’s a bit hopeless
Thoreau, 1854
But lo! men have become the tools of their tools. The man who independently plucked the fruits when he was hungry is become a farmer; and he who stood under a tree for shelter, a housekeeper.
The best works of art are the expression of man’s struggle to free himself from this condition, but the effect of our art is merely to make this low state comfortable and that higher state to be forgotten.
Something about the Dutch living in holes in the ground in the 1650s but then as they discovered agriculture built handsome houses costing a lot of money.
Thoreau, 1854
The secretary of the Province of New Netherland, writing in Dutch, in 1650, for the information of those who wished to take up land there, states more particularly that “those in New Netherland, and especially in New England, who have no means to build farmhouses at first according to their wishes, dig a square pit in the ground, cellar fashion, six or seven feet deep
So instead of just carrying these ideas I went to Walden pond in March 1845 and chopped down some trees. I borrowed the axe, which was kind of cheating (but I did return it sharper than I received it). There was some ice, but it melted on April 1st and I heard a goose cackling.
Thoreau, 1854
Near the end of March, 1845, I borrowed an axe and went down to the woods by Walden Pond, nearest to where I intended to build my house, and began to cut down some tall, arrowy white pines, still in their youth, for timber. It is difficult to begin without borrowing, but perhaps it is the most generous course thus to permit your fellow-men to have an interest in your enterprise. The owner of the axe, as he released his hold on it, said that it was the apple of his eye; but I returned it sharper than I received it.
On the 1st of April it rained and melted the ice, and in the early part of the day, which was very foggy, I heard a stray goose groping about over the pond and cackling as if lost, or like the spirit of the fog.
The house was finished over the coming months and I moved in on July 4th.
Thoreau, 1854
I began to occupy my house on the 4th of July, as soon as it was boarded and roofed
(lots of opinions about architecture)
Thoreau, 1854
What does architecture amount to in the experience of the mass of men? I never in all my walks came across a man engaged in so simple and natural an occupation as building his house.
COSTS
Boards $ 8.03½
Refuse shingles 4.00
Laths, 1.25
2 second-hand windows w. glass 2.43
1,000 old brick 4.00
Two casks of lime 2.40 (more than I needed)
Hair 0.31
Mantle-tree iron 0.15
Nails 3.90
Hinges + screws 0.14
Latch 0.10
Chalk 0.01
Transportation 1.40
👉Total: $28.12½
Thoreau, 1854
Boards.......................... $ 8.03½, mostly shanty boards. Refuse shingles for roof sides,.. 4.00 Laths,........................... 1.25 Two second-hand windows with glass,................... 2.43 One thousand old brick,.......... 4.00 Two casks of lime,............... 2.40 That was high. Hair,............................ 0.31 More than I needed. Mantle-tree iron,................ 0.15 Nails,........................... 3.90 Hinges and screws,............... 0.14 Latch,........................... 0.10 Chalk,........................... 0.01 Transportation,.................. 1.40 I carried a good part ———— on my back. In all,..................... $28.12½
I will one day build a better house than all the other houses on main street in Concord but the key thing here is that this costs me less than a year’s worth of rent (ex. $30 a year at Cambridge College) and I own this thing forever!
Thoreau, 1854
I intend to build me a house which will surpass any on the main street in Concord in grandeur and luxury, as soon as it pleases me as much and will cost me no more than my present one.
I thus found that the student who wishes for a shelter can obtain one for a lifetime at an expense not greater than the rent which he now pays annually.
At Cambridge College the mere rent of a student’s room, which is only a little larger than my own, is thirty dollars each year
I think more scholars should build their own houses and engage with the world. Really they should “live it from beginning to end” rather than study it or “play” life. It is a bit wild if you think about it that people who study Adam Smith or Ricardo put their parents in debt!
Thoreau, 1854
I mean that they should not play life, or study it merely, while the community supports them at this expensive game, but earnestly live it from beginning to end.
while he is reading Adam Smith, Ricardo, and Say, he runs his father in debt irretrievably.
(makes the point he can walk places faster because people have to earn the wage to pay for the trip first)
Thoreau, 1854
I have learned that the swiftest traveller is he that goes afoot. I say to my friend, Suppose we try who will get there first. The distance is thirty miles; the fare ninety cents. That is almost a day’s wages. I remember when wages were sixty cents a day for laborers on this very road. Well, I start now on foot, and get there before night; I have travelled at that rate by the week together. You will in the mean while have earned your fare, and arrive there some time to-morrow, or possibly this evening, if you are lucky enough to get a job in season.
I hoped to earn $10-12 from farming on my plot of land. My results:
Output: Twelve bushels of beans, and eighteen bushels of potatoes, beside some peas and sweet corn.
Revenue: $23.44
Costs: $14.72
Earnings: $8.71½
The next year I did even better!
Thoreau, 1854
Before I finished my house, wishing to earn ten or twelve dollars by some honest and agreeable method, in order to meet my unusual expenses
I got twelve bushels of beans, and eighteen bushels of potatoes, beside some peas and sweet corn.
The next year I did better still, for I spaded up all the land which I required, about a third of an acre
Here are the expenses of some of the food I had on hand:
Yes I ate $8.74 worth of food!
Thoreau, 1854
Rice,................... $ 1.73½ Molasses,................ 1.73 Cheapest form of the saccharine. Rye meal,................ 1.04¾ Indian meal,............. 0.99¾ Cheaper than rye. Pork,.................... 0.22All experiments which failed: Flour,… 0.88 Costs more than Indian meal, both money and trouble. Sugar,… 0.80 Lard,… 0.65 Apples,… 0.25 Dried apple,… 0.22 Sweet potatoes,… 0.10 One pumpkin,… 0.06 One watermelon,… 0.02 Salt,… 0.03
Yes, I did eat $8.74, all told; but I should not thus unblushingly publish my guilt, if I did not know that most of my readers were equally guilty with myself, and that their deeds would look no better in print.
In addition to the crops I sold, I also did odd jobs which earned me $13.34. So a total $36.78 earned altogether!
I invented the FIRE movement as you can tell!
Thoreau, 1854
By surveying, carpentry, and day-labor of various other kinds in the village in the mean while, for I have as many trades as fingers, I had earned $13.34.
(lots of comments on food)
Thoreau, 1854
I made a study of the ancient and indispensable art of bread-making, consulting such authorities as offered, going back to the primitive days and first invention of the unleavened kind
(comments on furniture, which he built himself)
I was offered a mat to wipe my feet but considered that the beginnings of evil.
Thoreau, 1854
My furniture, part of which I made myself, and the rest cost me nothing of which I have not rendered an account, consisted of a bed, a table, a desk, three chairs, a looking-glass three inches in diameter, a pair of tongs and andirons, a kettle, a skillet, and a frying-pan, a dipper, a wash-bowl, two knives and forks, three plates, one cup, one spoon, a jug for oil, a jug for molasses, and a japanned lamp.
A lady once offered me a mat, but as I had no room to spare within the house, nor time to spare within or without to shake it, I declined it, preferring to wipe my feet on the sod before my door. It is best to avoid the beginnings of evil.
Back to the point...I more or less was able to cover my cost of living by only working about six weeks in the year. This gave me winters and most of my summer for studies.
Thoreau, 1854
For more than five years I maintained myself thus solely by the labor of my hands, and I found, that by working about six weeks in a year, I could meet all the expenses of living. The whole of my winters, as well as most of my summers, I had free and clear for study.
I tried going to school but it was a pain to dress correctly. I tried trade but that would take ten years to be underway.
I used to try to conform myself to the wishes of my friends to fit in, but have since learned trade curses everything it handles.
Thoreau, 1854
I have thoroughly tried school-keeping, and found that my expenses were in proportion, or rather out of proportion, to my income, for I was obliged to dress and train, not to say think and believe, accordingly
I have tried trade; but I found that it would take ten years to get under way in that, and that then I should probably be on my way to the devil.
some sad experience in conforming to the wishes of friends being fresh in my mind to tax my ingenuity
But I have since learned that trade curses everything it handles; and though you trade in messages from heaven, the whole curse of trade attaches to the business.
I will pause to comment here that it does appear some people really do love working. More power to them. But if you sense you won’t enjoy your leisure, why not work twice as hard and earn your freedom? Hmm.
Thoreau, 1854
Some are “industrious,” and appear to love labor for its own sake, or perhaps because it keeps them out of worse mischief; to such I have at present nothing to say. Those who would not know what to do with more leisure than they now enjoy, I might advise to work twice as hard as they do,—work till they pay for themselves, and get their free papers.
My take is that maintaining one’s life on this earth is more like a pastime than a hardship and that if we live simply and wisely we probably wouldn’t have to work so hard!
Thoreau, 1854
In short, I am convinced, both by faith and experience, that to maintain one’s self on this earth is not a hardship but a pastime, if we will live simply and wisely
It still amazes me that people tell me they wish they could live like me if they “had the means.” It seems this is a lack of imagination and we just follow in our parents’ footsteps.
We all should seek to find our own way!
Thoreau, 1854
One young man of my acquaintance, who has inherited some acres, told me that he thought he should live as I did, if he had the means. I would not have any one adopt my mode of living on any account; for, beside that before he has fairly learned it I may have found out another for myself, I desire that there may be as many different persons in the world as possible; but I would have each one be very careful to find out and pursue his own way, and not his father’s or his mother’s or his neighbor’s instead.
People attack me for not doing enough good, though people misplace money for doing good. People should “spend themselves” with the money if they really cared.
Thus, philanthropy is overrated. We should pay attention to those whose lives and works are a blessing to the world.
Thoreau, 1854
But all this is very selfish, I have heard some of my townsmen say. I confess that I have hitherto indulged very little in philanthropic enterprises.
I would not subtract any thing from the praise that is due to philanthropy, but merely demand justice for all who by their lives and works are a blessing to mankind.
I close the chapter with this poem
Thoreau, 1854
The Pretensions of Poverty“Thou dost presume too much, poor needy wretch, To claim a station in the firmament Because thy humble cottage, or thy tub, Nurses some lazy or pedantic virtue In the cheap sunshine or by shady springs, With roots and pot-herbs; where thy right hand, Tearing those humane passions from the mind, Upon whose stocks fair blooming virtues flourish, Degradeth nature, and benumbeth sense, And, Gorgon-like, turns active men to stone. We not require the dull society Of your necessitated temperance, Or that unnatural stupidity That knows nor joy nor sorrow; nor your forc’d Falsely exalted passive fortitude Above the active. This low abject brood, That fix their seats in mediocrity, Become your servile minds; but we advance Such virtues only as admit excess, Brave, bounteous acts, regal magnificence, All-seeing prudence, magnanimity That knows no bound, and that heroic virtue For which antiquity hath left no name, But patterns only, such as Hercules, Achilles, Theseus. Back to thy loath’d cell; And when thou seest the new enlightened sphere, Study to know but what those worthies were.” T. CAREW